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  From:  David (DavidABrown)    4/30/2001 11:47 am  
To:  ALL   (1 of 2)  
 
  19.1  
 
> KIDS!!! 
> A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. 
> They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if 
> anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and 
> quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife." 
> ------------------------------- 
> I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, 
> the Lord's Prayer. For several evenings, at bedtime, she would repeat 
> after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go 
> solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right 
> up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she 
> prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail. Amen. 
> 
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> One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was "acting up" 
> during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to 
> maintain some sense of order in the pew, but were losing the battle. 
> Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the 
> aisle on his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the 
> little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!" 
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> And one particular four-year old prayed, "And forgive us 
> our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets." 
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> A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better 
> boy, 
> don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." 
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> A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the 
> way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" 
> One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping." 
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> The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he 
> moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then 
> he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping 
> before 
> jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the 
> third 
> pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he 
> hurt 
> us?" 
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> Six-year old Angie and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting 
> together 
> in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big 
> sister 
> had 
> enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's 
> going 
> to 
> stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, 
> "See 
> those 
> two men standing by the door? They're hushers." 
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> After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, 
> I'm 
> going 
> to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?" 
> "Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever 
> had." 




David A. Brown
Basic Christian: Forum
 
  
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   From:  Jacob Ghitis, M.D. Phil. (ghitis)   4/30/2001 3:18 pm  
To:  David (DavidABrown)    (2 of 2)  
 
  19.2 in reply to 19.1  
 
Real funny!! Thanks, for mixing brim and stone with good humor. 
Jacob Ghitis, MD 
Haifa, Israel
 
  
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